Poets Wanted!
Adrian - We need an original angle.
Bernard - No, we just need members.
Adrian - And to get members we need to be the standout poetry group in the town. And to be the standout poetry group, we need an angle. Or a slogan.
Bernard - You mean like 'Poetry For All'.
Adrian - PFA is the Professional Footballers' Association. Another?
Bernard - Poets Of Wibbleton?
Adrian - Prisoners of war.
Bernard - You're being very negative. Okay, let's forget the slogan for now. What about a gimmick.
Adrian - I don't think we'll attract the calibre of poets we desire with a gimmick.
Bernard - A free gift then. New members receive a pen. Or a notebook. Or a pen and a notebook. Everybody loves a notebook and you can never have too many pens.
Adrian - Now you're thinking along the right lines.
Bernard - You could give every member a copy of your book.
Adrian - It's called Poetry To Die For. I don't think it will attract lively...